A guy called the cops for this? You would think this wouldn’t be a crime to him.

Bro Bible – Not sure how this is a crime, but a 28-year-old man in Athens, Georgia called the cops on a woman who he says assaulted him with her breasts. The reason for the alleged assault? Because she got out of line and he wouldn’t let her back in. Seriously.

The 28-year-old man behind her moved up to the counter to pay for his purchases, he told police. But when the woman came back, she was irritated the man had moved ahead of her, and she let him know.

There was a verbal disagreement inside the Lexington Road Marathon store early Monday. Then, it spilled outside the store, according to the police report.

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