What an idiot. He just lost everything over this stupid decision.

Daily Mail – A wife has kicked out her husband after he tattooed a six-and-a-half-inch penis down his thigh.

Stuart Valentino, previously been dubbed the ‘world’s most annoying husband’, inked the comedy phallus so it pokes out of his boxer shorts.

But it was the last straw for the prankster’s long-suffering wife who decided enough was enough and dumped him.

The 34-year-old, who admits the tattoo is ‘the stupidest thing he has ever done’ has now been kicked out of their home in Southsea, Hampshire.


The father-of-four, said: ‘My wife hates it. After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

‘It caused no end of rows, and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.’

The lorry driver says the ‘joke’ has ruined his life.

He was even banned from taking his three-year-old daughter swimming because of the obscene tattoo.

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