At least he’ll have this mugshot to memorialize his ‘special day.’

Orlando Sentinel – An Orlando man is accused of masturbating in a Kissimmee Walmart, damaging property with his bodily fluids, and following around a woman while listening to audio pornography, court records show.

A Walmart security guard spotted Taylor Davis, 20, in the infants’ department of the Walmart on Vineland Road Tuesday evening, listening to headphones and touching himself through a hole he cut inside his black hooded sweatshirt, records show.

Davis saw a woman he thought was attractive and started following her around, he later told a deputy sheriff.

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