And pretty soon there will also be a campaign for equal marriage rights for robots.

TLB – An expert on the psychology of sex has claimed that in 50 years we could be having sex with robots, and that it will probably be the ‘normal’ thing to do.

Dr Helen Driscoll of the University of Sunderland has said although the notion has dystopian elements, any stigmas attached to doing the dirty with machines will dissipate in the future.

We tend to think about issues such as virtual reality and robotic sex within the context of current norms. But if we think back to the social norms about sex that existed just 100 years ago, it is obvious that they have changed rapidly and radically. She told The Mirror.

Robots could be programmed to be ‘down for whatever’ which means theoretically, it could become the most popular kind of sex, because, erm, they’ll say yes to anything. *Shudders*

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