This couldn’t possibly have anything to do with illegal substances, right?

Bro Bible – When LaRon Landry was suspended for violating the NFL’s PED policy last season, it sent shockwaves around the world. People were completely floored that the hard-hitting safety’s body was due in part to illegal substances.

If only there had been some clue, we all said, then his suspension wouldn’t have been as big of a stunner.

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