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It takes some skills to work for Al Qaeda – like willingness to do their most basic job…did you guess it yet? Yes, suicide bomber. The US government recently released documents from the Osama bin Laden raid. Here is a translated of version of the “job application” they found. (Translated version on next page.)

To summarise, Al-Qaeda are looking for applicants who are:

– Goal oriented: “What objectives would you would like to accomplish on your jihad path?”
– Well rounded: “Do you have any hobbies or pastimes?”
– Well read: “How much of the holy Qur’an have you memorized?” “What is your favorite material: science or
– Multi-lingual: “What other languages do you speak and at what level?”
– Legible handwriting: “Please write clearly and legibly”
– F**king crazy!!! (UNILAD)

Go on to see the full applications…

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