Is this an April Fools joke or is this bizarre enough to be another story out or Florida?
Bro Bible – Now I’ll be the first to admit that I’m no mineralogist and I don’t want to question the Watts’ merchandise, but that really looks like a block of wood spray-painted gold.
Well I wasn’t only person who doubted the authenticity of the gold bar ticket to heaven. A Jacksonville police spokesman said, “People can sell tickets to heaven, but the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
In his police statement, Tito Watts brilliantly argued his point:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
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