That is quite the bribe but I’m sure he gladly passed on it. 

In Monroe, Louisiana, a 52-year-old is looking at jail time after offering to tongue the asshole of a police officer to get her out of an assault charge.

The Smoking Gun obtained the police report which described Diane Thomas, who, on May 16 at her place of residence, punched her boyfriend in the face several times and then scratched the shit out of him with her fingernails. […]

Once Ballard began to put Thomas in the back seat of the squad car, Thomas pleaded to let her go because she “has a good job.” Ballard wouldn’t listen. So Thomas took it to the next level. “If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now,” Thomas appealed. “Officer, I will even lick your butt hole.”

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