Generation “Why Me” has taken it to a whole new level with this latest service.

Bro Bible – Kristy Mazins, the 37-year-old creator of the service, was previously a bedside nurse, which she claims has given her the ability to use the right words in tense situations.

Kirsty told Mamamia, “People don’t like the confrontation. People are scared of it. It’s a much needed service because it takes the fear out of breaking up.”

For just $5.50, she will send a text or email to your ex-partner to be. For an increased charge, she will even send a box of tissues or flowers. And for her premium package, she will send a human being in place of your passive-aggressive ass to cut ties with your partner.

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