I have a feeling this will lead to a lot of gross office jokes.

Uproxx – For six months Pat Maahs thought the coffee at work didn’t taste good. In her own words, she thought it was just “spoiled.” Unfortunately for Maahs there was something much more sinister going on. One day she returned to her desk only to find a coworker pleasuring himself and ultimately ejaculating into her coffee.

Sure, a coworker masturbating into your coffee is pretty damn bizarre. But wait, this story takes a more unbelievable turn. After admitting to his wrongdoing, the man was charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. The case however was thrown out when the judge couldn’t find a sex law on the books that “covered the behavior.”

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