This old dude really knew how to work the system…until he got caught red handed. 

NORRISTOWN, PA –Authorities say a man living in a suburban Philadelphia assisted-living facility has lost his housing subsidy after officials found a prostitute underneath his bed.

Uri Monson tells The Intelligencer in Doylestown the man, believed to be in his 70s, paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents.

Monson says the man was a “more mobile gentleman” who went on booze runs for his neighbors.

Via ABC 7 Chicago