Says the old lady whose legs don’t work like they used to. 

Madonna seems to have made a habit of dating guys who are significantly younger than she is, and in a new interview with the New York Daily News she is explaining why.

“It’s just what happens,” she told the newspaper. Most men my age are married with children. They’re not dateable.”

“I’m a very adventurous person and I also have a crazy life. I’m a single mother. I have four children. I mean, you have to be pretty open-minded and adventurous to want to step into my world.”

“People who are older, and more set in their ways, are probably not as adventurous as someone younger.”

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