Muskogee, Oklahoma resident Leonard Overcash was doing some yard work when terror in the shape of a black and white – or white and black – horse reared its ugly head.
And bit his nipple off.
The attacking zebra belongs to Overcash’s neighbor and she claims that it’s been a peaceful animal for the 10 years she’s owned it.
It was peaceful.
It just wanted a peace…of nipple.
Mr. Overcash told Fox 23 that the zebra, “just put his head over the fence and bit me. I was traumatized.”
Of that I have no doubt.
Overcash is recovering and doing well although he required several stitches to mend his chest.
The City of Muskogee has informed the unidentified zebra owner that her pet must go.
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