Apparently you can do this in Texas and get off the hook. Well, if you’re a woman, at least.
APRIL 27–A Texas grand jury has declined to indict a woman who was arrested last year for allegedly breaking into the home of a friend of her husband’s and sexually assaulting the man while he slept, court records show.
State prosecutors this month filed a motion to dismiss a felony charge brought last October against Megan Hoelting. The court action was triggered when aWilliamson County grand jury “No Billed” the case against the 31-year-old Hoelting.
Hoelting was arrested following an incident at the home of a man investigators identified by the initials “MDM.” The man told sheriff’s deputies that he “awoke to the feeling of an unknown party on top of him,” adding that he “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.”
“MDM” said that he recognized the topless woman in his bed as “his friend’s wife.” The man told investigators that he dialed 911 after Hoelting ignored his demands that she leave his property.
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