Some people are just not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Mix in cocaine, and that probably doesn’t help their cause either. The guy ended up getting arrested. 

ALLIANCE, Ohio — An Alliance man faces several charges over a call he made to 911.

That’s because it was to report that his wife stole his cocaine.

According to Alliance police reports, Robert D. Collins, 39, made the call just before 11:30 p.m. Wednesday.

In the 911 call, Collins tells the dispatcher he and his “lady” were having a misunderstanding — that he purchased cocaine earlier in the day and that she took it.

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