This meth addict chick is as stupid as they come.

Uproxx – The New York Daily News has an awe-inspiring photo of the eight pounds of meth that were stashed in Chanele Benita Pauley’s car when she was pulled over near Catoosa, Oklahoma. The drugs were prettily wrapped up as Christmas presents, but when Pauley got pulled over after a simple traffic violation, the trouble commenced.

Rogers County K9 Deputy Scotty Moree observed how Pauley began to shake, sweat, and profusely fart. Moree’s police report read, “All these signs led me to believe Chanele was extremely nervous.”

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