I would pay to see this happen.

Bro Bible – Billionaire Alki David of Greece has offered up $250,000 to the first person willing to strip down to their birthday suit an go streaking in front of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel. His quarter million dollar offer is part of some PR scheme to gain hype around a new documentary (‘Lord of the Freaks‘) about Alki David, which is good PR strategy, because even though he’s a billionaire I’ve never heard his name until now.

This isn’t the first time Mr. David’s offered up an asinine sum of money for someone to go streaking, back in 2010 he offered a $1 million prize to the first person to go streaking in front of President Barack Obama. All things considered, this is a metric ass ton of money for relatively little work or risk. You get a quarter million dollars for just running naked in front of a politician, what’s the worst that could happen?

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